The Hoarchive

Satire, freshly squeezed from Warwick Uni

The Hoar book, pictured on a white studio background.

Warwick’s most eligible spatula 2016

Here they are, ladies.

Warwick’s most eligible spatula 2016

Yes, we’re making spatulas into sex objects too! We’ve done women. We’ve done men. It’s time to branch out into inanimate objects.

These are 6 of the most goddam available spatulas Warwick has to offer. Vote for the one you’d most like to take out for a flip!