Which seventeenth century philosopher is your degree?

Do you have three minutes to piss up the wall?

Which seventeenth century philosopher is your degree?

Yes? Read this.

Science

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Francis Bacon (1561-1626)

According to one account he died of pneumonia contracted whilst carrying out an experiment in the snow. Show that level of dedication and a 2:1 will be yours.

Economics

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John Locke (1632-1704)

Explored the theory of supply and demand.

Maths

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Blaise Pascal (1623-1662)

Invented a triangle.

Politics

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Thomas Hobbes (1588-1679)

Did work on politics.

French

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René Descartes (1596-1650)

He was French.

German

 

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Johann Heinrich Ernesti (1652-1729)

He was German.

Italian

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Cesare Cremonini (1550-1631)

I think this joke has run its course.