The Hoarchive

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Searching for a housemate to share a spacious 3rd floor library spot

Bills included. Rent £0/week. Semi-furnished.

Searching for a housemate to share a spacious 3rd floor library spot

I’m currently looking for 2-75 people to join me in living on floor three of the library.

The accommodation is spacious and mostly furnished, although you’ll need to bring sleeping equipment and a few other home comforts.

It is in an ideal location, zero seconds walk from campus. A number of cafés and bars are to be found within a few minutes walk. The rooms are fairly quiet and cleaned daily.

Rent is £0/week through Warwick Accommodation, with all bills (+ wifi) included. Bathrooms are shared with up to 3000 people.

24hr lighting included, as is a concierge service.

Preferably looking for housemates who won’t make loud phone calls or leave their books in the same space for over an hour.