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13 things more fun than bachelorettes in bikinis

Warwick’s most eligible bachelorette? We can do better.

13 things more fun than bachelorettes in bikinis

We found some things that are more interesting than publishing bikini photos for cheap Facebook likes.

1. Warwick’s most eligible rat with a cigarette.

 

2. Warwick’s most eligible thatcher called Ed.

3. Warwick’s most eligible bitch with LBC headset.

4. Warwick’s most eligible hatchable pet.

5. Warwick’s most eligible statue in silhouette.

6. Warwick’s most eligible etched coronet.

7. Warwick’s most eligible overstretched fella yet.

8. Warwick’s most eligible hat and umbrella for the wet.

9. Warwick’s most eligible batch of Nigella’s galettes.

10. Warwick’s most eligible cat by a minaret.

12. Warwick’s most eligible mat that was Mandela’s bed.

13. Warwick’s most eligible hatchet job article yet.

Enough said.