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The Hoar book, pictured on a white studio background.

Glove lost on campus

A glove has got lost.

Glove lost on campus

The hand garment, which is made from burgundy shearling and would fit the left hand of a standard human being, was found attached to the end of a railing near the Humanities building.

It is assumed that the gauntlet forms part of a now-separated pair, and was previously warn by a person, who probably sought to benefit from either its fashionable or insulating qualities.

Mike Jackson, who was extremely drunk during our interview, believes that the railing may be the hero of this story.

“What you need to think to yourself, yeah, is that this blue stick thing is, like, wearing the glove. You get me?”

We get him.