The Hoarchive

Satire, freshly squeezed from Warwick Uni

The Hoar book, pictured on a white studio background.

I smug smug smugged and now I smug smug smuggle

I smug smugged a smugulent grad job! Smug you!

I smug smug smugged and now I smug smug smuggle

When I was smugging, I never thought I would get such a smugging great life after I smugging left uni!

Smuggly smugged smug. I smug up every day and smug to work smug! It’s so smugging amazing!

One day, you might smug me, but probably you’ll always be smugging less smugly successful.

Smug you, you smugging cunt.