Finance students kidnap exam administrator in order to avoid exam
A university examination administrator may have been detained by WBS students, in what is believed to be a characteristically ruthless attempt to postpone an exam.
The administrator, whose name has not been released, was last seen on Wednesday evening, talking to three of the over 400 students due to sit the exam today.
Unconfirmed reports claim that he did not return home that evening, or arrive at work on Thursday morning. Arrangements for the 9am Foundations of Finance exam this morning were botched in his absence, meaning that students were not required to sit the exam.
Speculators have suggested that such an abduction is characteristic of the ruthlessness required by a career in banking and finance, and that students sitting the module should be treated as suspects.