The Hoarchive

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We’re closing The Hoar

It’s been a blast.

We’re closing The Hoar

Dear Readers,

After a few seconds of thought, and weeks of planning, we’re closing the Hoar to focus on our drinking. Concerning Warwick, there’s not much more to be said. One year was ample time to cover the lot. Fear not the future — we have one more surprise concealed up a sleeve. Thanks for reading and whatnot, it’s been a blast.

Yours Hoarishly,

Will Kerry & Will Spurr


The flowers of the city
Though breathlike, get deathlike at times
And there’s no use in trying
To deal with the dying
Though I cannot explain that in lines.
Bob Dylan